Well, young Mikey is earning his Pesach geldt, the fleecedzayde has had lots of new visits from people seeking the 'zayde experience' and they have come from some wonderful places like 'blogagago' and 'Digg'. This whole SEO thing is fascinating for me. People obviously spend more than half their life floating around these sites and then checking out links. Mikey says that 'link building' is 'where its at' and a required form of ritual worship to the 'Google God'. Mr google who apparently says that "Online, thou shalt have no other God but me'...
Mikey has started to teach me the 10 commandments as set out by God Google: Here they are
1) Thalt shall fear no other search engine but me.
2) Thou shalt post regularly on thy blog
3) Thou shall seek to link with other sites that are in thy God's domain
4) Thou shalt not spam
5) Thou shalt shun the company of false directories and link factories
6) Thou shalt labor online for the sake of thy Google all the hours of thy day
7) Thou shalt consecrate a tithe of all your earnings to Google Adwords
8) Thou shalt perform all sacred rituals of social networking
9) Thous shalt perform holy ablutions amongst the priest of the facebook.
10) Thou shalt twitter for thy God likes the sound of twittering.
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